What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes