A crowbar.
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The prison bars.
Divorce!
With a crowbar.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
His finger was up his nose.
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
They take all the green cards
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
either way, someone is losing a trailer.
Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
They all just get stoned instead.
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
