What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.