What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.