Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What's a feminists favourite type of math?

triggernometry

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.