How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!