How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!