What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Crucified.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it