How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.