How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare