How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...