Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.