Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.