Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.