Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.