What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork