What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.