Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Dino Jokes More Dino Jokes

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!