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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

What did the german with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.