What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.