How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!