How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.