Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

What's up, girl?

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?