Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.