What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel