What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...