How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!