How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.