What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.