What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Oh you know... stuff...

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Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.