How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.