How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!