How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.