Because they lactose.
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Cause they lactose.
He paints his hooves red.
Put a brick under each hoof!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Fiddler on the hoof!
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
They lack vitamin D
Shaken, not stirred.
Haiti.
She wanted open borders.
She wanted a big wedding.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
Because it was all on the house
How red their necks are.
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A viola burns longer.
