What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.