How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."