What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd