Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm