They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
No Beef Stew at all
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
You don't talk about fight club.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
A clubbed sandwich
