What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich