How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry