How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.