What do electricians get for Christmas?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.