Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P