Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*