Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet