What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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