Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*