Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.