What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.