How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.