Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Neurologist Jokes More Neurologist Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !