Jalapeo Business Jokes

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Nosy Pepper Jokes More Nosy Pepper Jokes

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!