How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.