How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout