Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Cats
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
Parents.
Petroleum
So the Germans can march in the shade.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
Put him on fire.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
A shampoodle
The retail store
A dogwood!!
Because of the tree bark.
