Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Because of the tree bark.
A dogwood!!
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
I'm just here so I don't get find."
Bark
No matches founds
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
He stole her blanket.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
Au-burn
He just wanted the inside scoop.
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
Chicago.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
