How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.