How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!