Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.