How do you spot an attention whore on reddit?

Edit: Wow, I did not expect this to get so many upvotes!

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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