You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
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Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Celebrity adoption.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Rave at the party.
You staple food on the ceilings.
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
His lips are moving.
Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.
Natalie.
Some nights, I don't know.
Outgoing mail.
A little get together.
They turnip the beets!
It got toad away.
What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!
