Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.