Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !