Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.