Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy