Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.