How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.