How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What do you call a dehydrated French man?

Pee Air

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.