How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.