How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.