How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)