How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC